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From: miquel.001@█████.co.uk

Subject: Mysterious Kitchen Thief

Date: 12th March 2026

Hi,

I just wanted to report an interesting occurrence from earlier today... Last night I placed a Tesco bag with grated cheese, cured ham, romain hearts lettuce and on the vine tomatoes, in the bottom drawer of the right-side fridge in the office kitchen.

On my way to work for a day turn this morning, I purchased a warm freshly baked white 'baton' which I was very much looking forward to fill with my fresh ingredients. One would hope they would remain safely stored in my (knotted!) bag. I was proven wrong as apparently 12 hours unattended is all it takes for a peckish soul to splurge out on a night turn.

I was greeted (rhetorically) by no Tesco bag, no ham, no cheese. Instead, all that was left was a loose tomato and my lettuce, at the very bottom of the fridge drawer. Wet and soggy by then. Someone thought they could get away with picking out their favourite (the more costly!) ingredients out of my food shop, leaving the veg behind, and even taking my 40p Bag for Life. A short-lived bag I must say!

I say someone 'got away with it' as I have better things to do than trying to chase down an alleged Kitchen thief. I hope they, at least, enjoyed my ingredients. Craig from my team provided bacon for my baguette instead.

Please don't steal from me again,

Have a lovely day ,

Miquel